Aquarium Guru T-Shirts

"We prefer to be called 'base line recycling engineers,' not 'bottom feeders.'"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Piranhaclaus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Pets.

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Lap fish..."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Just water for me, please."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'I wish I was creative'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Cat disguise.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'