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Fish in gaol.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Lazy Octopus

Piranhaclaus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"I don't do windows."

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'I wish I was creative'

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Just water for me, please."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Lap fish..."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."