Aquarium Architects T-Shirts

"Sire, it's the castle. I'm afraid we're completely submerged in a tiny fish bowl."

Kamikaze fish. $3.95 each.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

Lazy Octopus

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Piranhaclaus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"I don't do windows."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Just water for me, please."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."