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'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

"I guess we'd be considered a family. We're living together, we love each other, and we haven't eaten the children yet."

"Pardon? Oh, sorry, I thought you were talking to someone else..."

'Great idea, Pete!'

'They speak fish!'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Of course it's not a load-bearing wall!'

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

Fish trying to get food.

"For the record. This is usually the exact moment during one of your projects when things go horribly wrong."

'I'm a freshwater fish in a saltwater world...'

I think it's time somebody changed our water!

Pet Store: Clown Fish.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

Goldfish in Bowl, "And this is the sitting room and the bedroom and the toilet and...."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"I want out, Laura."

Fish bowl 1 "The weed keeps me sane man"

Fin.

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

'We're gonna need an accountant.'

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

"Oh wonderful! You just couldn't resist it could you?"

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

"You need help, Norman."

'Honey, it was really sweet of you to invite the Wilsons over, but didn't it occur to you that they might not be saltwater fish?'

Thirsty Fish.

'The water is fine and the food is great -- what I really need is a little privacy.'

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

Games fish shouldn't play...

'I prefer it this way.'

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'Trampoline...pogo stick...got any other genius ideas?'