Aquarium T-Shirts

"Just one I'd like to see a menu."

'Get lost!'

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

'Look - I believe he's trying to tell us something.'

"He's not himself until that first cup of coffee."

'Well... We always wanted an aquarium...'

Aquarium breakout

"You think we've got it bad... he's in recycled water."

"Dear, your father and I were thinking that maybe it's time you got a place of your own."

'Oh great - There goes the neighbourhood! They're going to bring down bowl prices in the area!'

It ended up being quite a rough week for the Little Pond Gang.

Fish Vacation

Fish bowl 3 "Good heavens it's Albert, my long lost brother"

'You didn't think this through, did you?'

'I have a horrible feeling they're planning an escape.'

Fish living in a washing machine.

'Here's why it's so cheap. It's dry clean only.'

'Isn't that nice? They invited us over for lunch. . .'

'If three-fourths of the world is covered with water, what am I doing in this stupid bowl?'

Dead Sea Salts in goldfish bowl.

'These tropical fish are too relaxing. Let's replace them with an ant farm.'

'Can I borrow a bowl of water?'

'Don't be too sad. Sure, she was special, but there are plenty more fish in the sea.'

'I'm glad you could make it. He always liked you. Can you stay for the flush?'

'Some day son, all of this will be yours.'

"I'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now. He's busy feeding the piranhas."

"All I said was 'BOO'."

"I don't like living in captivity either, but it could be worse."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Fishbowl Vampire Castle

"Oh, no! It's going to be wet again tomorrow."

"I'm way more intimidating above the water."

Zombie Fish

"That was a heavy downpour last night."