Aquariums Gifts

Think Tank

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

"I guess we'd be considered a family. We're living together, we love each other, and we haven't eaten the children yet."

"Pardon? Oh, sorry, I thought you were talking to someone else..."

'Great idea, Pete!'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Of course it's not a load-bearing wall!'

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

Fish trying to get food.

"For the record. This is usually the exact moment during one of your projects when things go horribly wrong."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Goldfish in Bowl, "And this is the sitting room and the bedroom and the toilet and...."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

Fish bowl 1 "The weed keeps me sane man"

"I want out, Laura."

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

'We're gonna need an accountant.'

Thirsty Fish.

'The water is fine and the food is great -- what I really need is a little privacy.'

'Honey, it was really sweet of you to invite the Wilsons over, but didn't it occur to you that they might not be saltwater fish?'

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

"You need help, Norman."

"Oh wonderful! You just couldn't resist it could you?"

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

'I prefer it this way.'

Fish Friendships.

Games fish shouldn't play...

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

Bravefish

'Talk about service. My water glass is never empty.'

'Water? What's that? I've never heard of it!'

'I sure wish they would change my water!'