Aquarium Hobby Gifts

"I hate 'Bottom feeder'. I much prefer 'opportunist'."

'Mate with you! Are you joking - we live in a glass bowl!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Lazy Octopus

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Piranhaclaus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Pets.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"I don't do windows."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Just water for me, please."

Fishbowl rebellion.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"