Aquarium Hobby Pillows

"I hate 'Bottom feeder'. I much prefer 'opportunist'."

'Mate with you! Are you joking - we live in a glass bowl!'

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Piranhaclaus

Lazy Octopus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Pets.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Leak in the fish tank.

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"I don't do windows."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Just water for me, please."