Aquarium Hobbyists Gifts

"I wanted a pool table. But nooo..."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Horror movies

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Piranhaclaus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Pets.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Just water for me, please."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Fishbowl rebellion.

'I wish I was creative'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'