Aquatic Apartment Architect T-Shirts

"I did a little remodeling. It's now a full bathroom."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Building Sandcastles.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Civilized Salmon

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'So what have you been up to?'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

Building a gingerbread house

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"He lives in a block of flats"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Honey, I'm home.'

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Fish Food

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

A child builds a really long wall along a beach.

'Show off!'