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"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

A child builds a really long wall along a beach.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Show off!'

'What happened to sand castles?'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Building Sandcastles.

"He lives in a block of flats"

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

Sandcastle on the Market

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'So what have you been up to?'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Another nice wave.'

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

"He wants to be an architect."

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Fish Food

"The garden is my résumé."

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

Kids on the beach Rebuilding 'It's okay, we can rebuild.'

No, cruel nature, WHY?

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

"It's true that the basement's flooded, but it's stocked."