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'Well it's o.k. but you should see his Taj Mahal.'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Building Sandcastles.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

The Sculptor

"He lives in a block of flats"

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

Sand Snowmen

'Another nice wave.'

Son burying his dad in sand

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

Ice-Cube-IV

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

'Can't you ever forget work?'

Igloo Windfarm.

Buried at the Beach

Sand castle in a sand timer.

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.