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'Can't you ever forget work?'

Building Sandcastles.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Building giant sand pies.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

The Sculptor

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'Another nice wave.'

'Busy Builders' at the Seaside

Sculptor's chippings

Sand Snowmen

Son burying his dad in sand

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"Thanks again, kid!"

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"He wants to be an architect."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

Rodin, the surfer.

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Buried at the Beach

Sand castle in a sand timer.

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'

"Hey! Watch where you're stepping!"

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

Making Sandcastles

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"