Financially Savvy Sand Sculptor T-Shirts

'My plan is to build a sandcastle here, but right now I'm working on the financing.'

Building Sandcastles.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Building giant sand pies.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

The Sculptor

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

Son burying his dad in sand

Sand Snowmen

'Another nice wave.'

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Thanks again, kid!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'Can't you ever forget work?'

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're into art as an investment.'

Buried at the Beach

Sand castle in a sand timer.

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"