Financially Savvy Sand Sculptor Mugs

'My plan is to build a sandcastle here, but right now I'm working on the financing.'

Building Sandcastles.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Building giant sand pies.

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

The Sculptor

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Sand Snowmen

Son burying his dad in sand

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

'Another nice wave.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Thanks again, kid!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'Can't you ever forget work?'

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're into art as an investment.'

Buried at the Beach

Sand castle in a sand timer.

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

Making Sandcastles