Sand Sculptor Extraordinaire Mugs

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

Building Sandcastles.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

Building giant sand pies.

The Sculptor

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'Another nice wave.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Sand Snowmen

Son burying his dad in sand

"Thanks again, kid!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

The Snowcow

'Can't you ever forget work?'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

Buried at the Beach

Sand castle in a sand timer.

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

"Not exactly a snowman!"