Sand Sculptor's Apprentice Mugs

'I thought people came to the beach to relax.'

Building Sandcastles.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"First snowman?"

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

Building giant sand pies.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

Sand Snowmen

Son burying his dad in sand

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Thanks again, kid!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'Can't you ever forget work?'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Buried at the Beach

Sand castle in a sand timer.

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"