Sand Sculptor's Apprentice Mugs

'I thought people came to the beach to relax.'

Building Sandcastles.

"First snowman?"

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

Building giant sand pies.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

Sand Snowmen

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Son burying his dad in sand

"Thanks again, kid!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'Can't you ever forget work?'

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Buried at the Beach

Sand castle in a sand timer.

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

Making Sandcastles

"Not exactly a snowman!"