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'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'

Workaholic struggles to relax at the beach.

Buried at the Beach

Sand castle in a sand timer.

Sand television

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

'Good dig, Tori!!'

Cow makes a sand cow body on the beach.

Sandcastle on the Market

"Maybe the kids could help you?"

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

Making Sandcastles

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

'How would you fancy breaking through the sand barrier?'

Sand Snowmen

Son burying his dad in sand

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

'The next time you bury your father in the sand, start at his feet instead of his head.'

The tide comes in on a sand castle

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Alien David statue

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

The Googler

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Well....I could've done this!"