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'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Building giant sand pies.

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

Son burying his dad in sand

Sand Snowmen

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"Thanks again, kid!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"By the way, HarperCollins decided your book did not warrant publication."

'Can't you ever forget work?'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Buried at the Beach

Sand castle in a sand timer.

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

Making Sandcastles

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

A military officer daydreams

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'