Sand Artist's Lament Gifts

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Building giant sand pies.

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

Son burying his dad in sand

Sand Snowmen

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Thanks again, kid!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

"By the way, HarperCollins decided your book did not warrant publication."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

'Can't you ever forget work?'

Buried at the Beach

Sand castle in a sand timer.

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

A military officer daydreams

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'