Sand Artist Gifts

"Thanks again, kid!"

"We really need to hire a landscaper."

'Charlie, you've been dredging your sand from the golf courses again.'

'What happened to sand castles?'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'Well, I said that it's okay to bury dad on the beach, but...'

Building giant sand pies.

"Son, for the next maybe 15 minutes, all this is yours."

Sharp, play, builder's washed

Sunbathers.

Building Sandcastles.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Son burying his dad in sand

Sand Snowmen

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

The Sun Bather

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

'Can't you ever forget work?'