Sand Artist Gifts

"Thanks again, kid!"

"We really need to hire a landscaper."

'Charlie, you've been dredging your sand from the golf courses again.'

'What happened to sand castles?'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'Well, I said that it's okay to bury dad on the beach, but...'

Building giant sand pies.

"Son, for the next maybe 15 minutes, all this is yours."

Sharp, play, builder's washed

Sunbathers.

Building Sandcastles.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Sand Snowmen

Son burying his dad in sand

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

The Sun Bather

'Can't you ever forget work?'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."