Sand Enthusiast Gifts

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

"Sorry if there's sand back there. I went to the beach once ten years ago."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"Ralph still believes it's a genuine fact that surfers rule."

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

'Harriet - We outlasted him!'

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

"I've got sand everywhere!"

Sunbathers.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

Building giant sand pies.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"Thanks again, kid!"

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Champagne and Oysters

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

Rubber Ring

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Accident near the Pier

"We really need to hire a landscaper."

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

"This is a perfect day. Nothin' can go wrong."

"If I'm drowning in my water bed at home, will you come and save me?"