Sun And Sand Lovers Gifts

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

Sunbathers.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Beach flirting

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

A gap between the solar panels

"That's the deep end."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"How?"

Some of my Favourite Things....Things you absolutely cannot do when you have kids.

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

Mexican Dog

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

'Life's a beach, innit.'

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

Pearson, I Smell Something Burning

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

'Personally this Global Warming thing is right up my alley.'

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

Beach body.