Sand Art Enthusiast Gifts

Sand Painting

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Building giant sand pies.

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

Sand Snowmen

Son burying his dad in sand

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Thanks again, kid!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'Can't you ever forget work?'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

The Hudson River School of Art.

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Buried at the Beach

Sand castle in a sand timer.

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

"Not exactly a snowman!"

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

Making Sandcastles

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'