Sand Art Enthusiast Gifts

Sand Painting

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Building giant sand pies.

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Son burying his dad in sand

Sand Snowmen

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"Thanks again, kid!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'Can't you ever forget work?'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

The Hudson River School of Art.

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

Buried at the Beach

Sand castle in a sand timer.

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

Making Sandcastles

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'