Creative Sand Sculptor Gifts

"Not exactly a snowman!"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Building Sandcastles.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Building giant sand pies.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

The Sculptor

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Sand Snowmen

'Another nice wave.'

Son burying his dad in sand

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Sculptor's chippings

"Thanks again, kid!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'Can't you ever forget work?'

Rodin, the surfer.

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Buried at the Beach

Sand castle in a sand timer.

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'