Executive Sand Sculptor Gifts

'Can't you ever forget work?'

Building Sandcastles.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Building giant sand pies.

The Sculptor

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

Son burying his dad in sand

Sculptor's chippings

Sand Snowmen

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

'Another nice wave.'

'Busy Builders' at the Seaside

"Thanks again, kid!"

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"He wants to be an architect."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Rodin, the surfer.

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Buried at the Beach

Sand castle in a sand timer.

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'

"Hey! Watch where you're stepping!"

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

"Not exactly a snowman!"