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'Another nice wave.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Beach Barbecue

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Building Sandcastles.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

"He lives in a block of flats"

Sunbathing with your PC.

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"He wants to be an architect."

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Working Holiday.

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard