Beach Worker T-Shirts

"Officer, this man is making tunnels."

Punch has a smoking break.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

S.P.F. 1,000

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

Sand Snowmen

'Another nice wave.'

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

Shark tower surveillance camera.

Sun Worship

Single men in Tahiti

"He wants to be an architect."

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

'I'm on beach-patrol today: It's sunscreen in there...'

Seriously? Boom! Pow, pow, pow!

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."

Rooster practices for sunrise

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

'We were introduced by a scientist friend of ours, then discovered we both like getting caught in electrical storms and taking long walks on the beach to scare people."

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'

Kids on the beach Rebuilding 'It's okay, we can rebuild.'

"He's landed a job as a deck chair attendant on a naturist beach."

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

A Real Working Vacation.

No, cruel nature, WHY?

The Fantasies

Man is raking up leaves on a nudist beach.

"You're right. It is easier with the ball."