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"But, like, what do you do besides just save lives?"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

Shark tower surveillance camera.

Sand Snowmen

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

Lighthouse switch

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

Austrailian Vollyroo

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

'I'm on beach-patrol today: It's sunscreen in there...'

"All I said was that for health and safety reasons they'd have to leave their phones switched off!"

A Real Working Vacation.

"He's landed a job as a deck chair attendant on a naturist beach."

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

Punch has a smoking break.

"Harold wanted to make sure no one takes his chair while we're on holiday."

Men in bar lament olympic beach volleyball ending 'I miss beach volleyball too.'

Man is raking up leaves on a nudist beach.

'I'm umpiring the game - lifeguard's over there.'

'We interupt ocean sounds for an advertorial against offshore oil drilling...'

'Freedom means you get to swim out there without expecting a nanny state to come running everytime you see a shark or two...ok...five, six...whatever...'

451 Days Without An Accident

'Watch it,Ralph.He's got a knife.'

"Have you heard about what the fiberglass in surfboards can do to you?"

"Officer, this man is making tunnels."

'Where's he off to? He's got himself a job as a deck chair attendant at a nudist beach.'