Beach Lifeguard T-Shirts

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"He's landed a job as a deck chair attendant on a naturist beach."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Baby on board.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Swimming Prankster

Saved...life is good!

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

S.P.F. 1,000

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Lifesaver!

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

I told you not to swim out to far

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

Fishy tail.

Spring Break.

Haywatch

"We've got a problem."