Lifeguards T-Shirts

"I think she's drowning! I'm going to give mouth to mouth resuscitation!"

'Oh no! A Portuguese Man of War.'

Ambulance.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Swimming Prankster

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Saved...life is good!

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"It's trickle down."

S.P.F. 1,000

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Lifesaver!

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

I told you not to swim out to far

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

Fishy tail.

Haywatch