Love Lifeguard T-Shirts

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Baby on board.

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Swimming Prankster

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Saved...life is good!

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

S.P.F. 1,000

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Lifesaver!

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

I told you not to swim out to far

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

Sand Snowmen

Haywatch

Fishy tail.

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

Spring Break.

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

"We've got a problem."

Shark tower surveillance camera.

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.