Love Lifeguard Pillows

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Saved...life is good!

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Swimming Prankster

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Lifesaver!

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

I told you not to swim out to far

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

Fishy tail.

Sand Snowmen

"We've got a problem."

Haywatch

Spring Break.

Shark tower surveillance camera.