Nature Lifeguard Pillows

This is Weird

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Monkey-artist

Baby on board.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Swimming Prankster

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Saved...life is good!

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"It's trickle down."

S.P.F. 1,000

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Lifesaver!

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'