Nature Lifeguard T-Shirts

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Monkey-artist

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Swimming Prankster

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Saved...life is good!

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"It's trickle down."

S.P.F. 1,000

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Lifesaver!

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'