Ironic Lifeguard Supporter T-Shirts

'Please calm down, Mam. I'm aware of the situation, and I'm doing everything I possibly can.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Saved...life is good!

Swimming Prankster

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Lifesaver!

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

I told you not to swim out to far

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

Spring Break.

Fishy tail.

Sand Snowmen

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"We've got a problem."

Haywatch