Ironic Lifeguard Supporter Gifts

'Please calm down, Mam. I'm aware of the situation, and I'm doing everything I possibly can.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Baby on board.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Swimming Prankster

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Saved...life is good!

S.P.F. 1,000

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Lifesaver!

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

I told you not to swim out to far

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

"We've got a problem."

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

Fishy tail.

Shark tower surveillance camera.

Spring Break.

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

Haywatch