Lifeguard Humor Gifts

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Baby on board.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Saved...life is good!

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Swimming Prankster

S.P.F. 1,000

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Lifesaver!

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

I told you not to swim out to far

Spring Break.

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"We've got a problem."

Haywatch

Fishy tail.

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

Shark tower surveillance camera.