Beach Lifeguard Mugs

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"He's landed a job as a deck chair attendant on a naturist beach."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Shark tower surveillance camera.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Swimming Prankster

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Saved...life is good!

S.P.F. 1,000

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Lifesaver!

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

I told you not to swim out to far

Spring Break.

Sand Snowmen

Fishy tail.

"We've got a problem."

Haywatch

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."