Crafty Beachgoer T-Shirts

Woman knitting the sea

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Sunbathing with your PC.

'Another nice wave.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Built and Built without a permit.

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

1930's bather.

Shrink's Summer Job

A beach has meters.

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

Geek Beach

'I'm not just lying here - I'm boycotting.'

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

Hot Dog Stand.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

'What do you mean, we have a lot in common?'

Man waiting to use a bathing machine

"Hold on. I need you to sign our release form."

World's sma.... llest beach

"Hey, nice Apps!"