Crafty Beachgoer Pillows

Woman knitting the sea

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Another nice wave.'

Sunbathing with your PC.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Built and Built without a permit.

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

1930's bather.

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

Shrink's Summer Job

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

A beach has meters.

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

Hot Dog Stand.

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

'I'm not just lying here - I'm boycotting.'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

Geek Beach

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

World's sma.... llest beach

Man waiting to use a bathing machine

"Hold on. I need you to sign our release form."

"Hey, nice Apps!"

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

'What do you mean, we have a lot in common?'