Techie Beachgoer T-Shirts

Sunbathing with your PC.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Who can we call?"

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

Questions Online

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

Renewable Energy

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Shrink's Summer Job

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"It does Morton a world of good to get away for a while."

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

'Is this the way to the beach?'

Geek Beach

'Welcome to I shell.'

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

"Hey, nice Apps!"

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

"Hey! Is that a tiny speaker making ocean noises, and a little camera?"

Woman knitting the sea

'Remember when we would come to the beach and not delete email?'

Sunblock 2025

U.S. Navy Seals Breeding Ground.

The New Summer.

Ladies using thier cage crinolines as bathing machines

"Shellfie!"

Woman creates fake sandcastle breasts to attract attention at the beach.