Tech-savvy Beach Lover T-Shirts

'Welcome to the sounds of the ocean. Listen carefully as our menu options have changed. To continue in Spanish, press one now...'

Tunnel of TV

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

Call Your Office

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Birds with Headphones

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

Sunbathing with your PC.

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

Questions Online

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

Emoticons and human relationships.

Renewable Energy

A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

'I hear they're going to cable.'

"It does Morton a world of good to get away for a while."

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'Welcome to I shell.'

"How did we do?"

'Now, if everyone will take out their cell phones, the bride and groom will now text their vows.'

Scales

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.