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Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Sunbathing with your PC.

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Renewable Energy

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

Scuba texting

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

Sports and new technologies

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

"Too much information."

"Hey, nice Apps!"

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

'I love these computerized running shoes that do the running without you.'

"I'd go swimming if there was a way to use my phone while under water."

'No wait. It's not the end of the round. It's just my mobile ringing.'

City Marathon.