Tech-savvy Beachcomber T-Shirts

Surfer.

"Yes, you can be tracked through your iPhone. But covering your tracks won't stop it."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Who can we call?"

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Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

Sunbathing with your PC.

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Modern camping

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Scenic selfie site

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

"I've had a busy week. I had my hip and iPhone upgraded."

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"Ughh... I didn't sleep mode well last night... All my dreams buffered."

Questions Online

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

Renewable Energy

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

Young MacDonald

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

Living in a snow globe.