Tech-savvy Beachgoer T-Shirts

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

"Hey, nice Apps!"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Pan Extension Chord

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Who can we call?"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Sunbathing with your PC.

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Modern camping

Scenic selfie site

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Migration Music

'I think its being tapped.'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

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