Tech Enthusiast At The Beach T-Shirts

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Who can we call?"

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Sunbathing with your PC.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

Champagne and Oysters

Rubber Ring

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

Questions Online

'I like to stay connected 247.'

Renewable Energy

A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.

Accident near the Pier

"It does Morton a world of good to get away for a while."

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'Welcome to I shell.'

"This is a perfect day. Nothin' can go wrong."

"It's the last time we do a beach holiday"

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

"You'll have to take my word for it. I'm not going up on the roof just to prove a point." (Seaview Guest House).

"If I'm drowning in my water bed at home, will you come and save me?"

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

"What harm could it do...?!?"

"Hey, nice Apps!"

Man waiting to use a bathing machine