Tech-loving Ocean Admirer T-Shirts

"Shellfie!"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Turtle Hat

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Privates Beach"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Try me/try me/try me...

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

How Swordfish Are Born

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

A crab with a utility knife claw

Coffee shop

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Segregated Beach

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Shark with Braces.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."