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'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"I gotta be me!"

"We'll always have Paris..."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I blame global warming!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Privates Beach"

"He was a sea rescue."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphin friendly tuna

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Artifishial Intelligence

Try me/try me/try me...

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Turtle Hat

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."