Oceanographer At Heart T-Shirts

I'm a soft shell-crab, but barb's a soft-hearted crab.

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"I gotta be me!"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"We'll always have Paris..."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I blame global warming!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He was a sea rescue."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Try me/try me/try me...

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Privates Beach"

Turtle Hat

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."